In a somewhat ironic turn after we went to Hump!, the following day we went to see Green Porno. Hump was actual porn, while Green Porno wasn’t.

I hadn’t really heard of it before I had the offer for tickets a couple weeks prior.

This isn’t porno. This was educational! This was a one woman show starring Isabella Rossellini going over some of the non-human sex she studied.

Honestly, most of the facts I had heard of before, but I did pick up a few tidbits that I didn’t know before. There’s some animal called something-or-other fornicatus that is a sequential hermaphrodite. She told the story of this critter that more or less stacks up (hence the name). The one on the bottom of the stack is female and the rest are all male. When she eventually dies, the next critter changes from male to female and the cycle continues.

Kinda cool in a way.

Oh, did I mention we were in the front row.  :-)  The veritable splash zone… if there were any splashing. Which, frankly, would be disconcerting in a show titled “Green Porno.”