I read today’s XKCD and I learned that James Joyce was a dirty, dirty man.

I had no idea.

I had to google it. I googled “my dirty little fuckbird.”

My sweet little whorish Nora I did as you told me, you dirty little girl, and pulled myself off twice when I read your letter. I wish you would smack me or flog me even. Not in play, dear, in earnest and on my naked flesh. I wish you were strong, strong, dear, and had a big full proud bosom and big fat thighs. I would love to be whipped by you, Nora love!

Whoa.

He continued on a bunch more too.

There’s a bunch more here by a more people too.