(Disclaimer, this is part of a poster that is in a publicly accessible part of my building, Coral [Elevator lobby of the floor I work on before you need to badge in]. I do not in any way speak for Amazon, nor would they want me to speak for them. Funny… just that.)

I get it. Yes, it’s good. It’s good to save money and save carbon, the earth, and all that stuff.

But seriously, 12 flag, Skittles, and freaking KLEENEX?! WTF Amazon?!

Too soon, man. Too soon.

Let me cry in my beer while I watch football this weekend. Hopefully having the Broncos destroyed — as any Cleveland Browns fan would agree.