Driving around today Ennie and I got behind some idiot drivers. I conjectured that it’s better to be around an asshole driver than it is to be behind an idiot.

The idiot doesn’t know what they will do next. The idiot is simply a reactionary bumblefuck with a goodly mix of Brownian motion as far as I’m concerned. If the idiot can’t predict what they will do next, there’s less of a chance for me to predict how they will attempt to kill me.

The asshole, on the other hand, is just an asshole. They have a purpose. I may not agree with it, but at least I can get in the head of the asshole and figure out what they’ll be doing so I can get out of the way.

Thus, it’s better to be around assholes than idiots.