Asking for a friend (seriously, I did not cause any shitstorms recently)…
Sometimes, through action or inaction, you wind up causing a shitstorm. It exists in almost all fields. If I crashed Amazon (yes, it happens — with startling regularity, unfortunately) I would be looking for that card.
That type of thing.
There needs to be a card like that.
And I would sent it to the guy that’s causing the present (not Amazon in case you’re curious) shitstorm and tell him to sign it and send it in himself.