On Thursday I ordered something from Amazon.

It was shipped with a TBA (Transportation By Amazon) tracking number.

It was marked as delivered today.

Except it’s not here at my house.

I checked all three of the exterior doors. I checked my barn. I checked at the end of my driveway. I even checked (though it would be illegal to deliver there) my mailbox.

Nope.

No picture of delivery from the driver.

No location where the driver was when they “delivered” it.

Nothing.

Grrrrr…

What the hell, Amazon?

Yes, I know I’m going to get a replacement on Monday, but that is not what I’m paying for.